Forget trashy tinsel and chocolate Santas full of E numbers (although I don't mind Cadbury's or fine chocolate ones, naturally!) this decoration is wholesome, nutritious and gives your tree a far more natural look!
What you need:
Few cups of popped corn
Frozen cranberries (they will defrost obviously but are easier to thread this way).
Green thread (to camouflage with the tree)
Method:
Sew with gusto while listening to Christmas songs.